TOAD STORY
Rising crime rates has
caused some businesses in Marble to take precautions that were not
previously necessary. In order to stop theft and destruction of
property during non-business hours. Many businesses have resorted to
hiring armed guards, or expensive trained attack dogs. Others have
tried using poisonous snakes or spiders, believing that to be more
cost effective.
There are drawbacks to all
of the above methods. Armed guards can be unreliable, sometimes
having difficulty staying awake or even waking up to come to work.
Attack dogs are more alert as they wake up quicker, however, they
occasionally have trouble telling friend from foe, resulting in a
high turnover in hired help. Attack dogs have also been known to
leave the premises in an unsanitary condition. Poisonous snakes and
spiders being rather quiet, are not as effective as a deterrent,
they are more of a final solution. You would also be advised to have
a strict inventory control in order to avoid potential embarrassing
and expensive incidences with the hired help or customers.
As an alternative to these,
costly, unreliable and sometime dangerous solutions, MorriCat and
Sons Enterprises inc., partnered with the American Toad Society has
developed trained Watch Toads. Businessmen can now sleep worry free
at night, knowing these reliable, inexpensive and loyal toads will
protect your property, at a fraction of the cost of other methods.
Effective? Yes, the mere
sight of the vicious, wart covered, molted green and brown toad, has
been known to send many of the more timid thieves or vandals running
and screaming from the premises. If any miscreant should be so
incautious as to proceed, the toads have been trained to bear their
fangs, give a terrifying roar and pounce on the felon, holding and
ravaging him until the police arrive (in Marble this may be as long
as a week).
Consider Watch Toads as an
inexpensive, reliable and safe method to secure your place of
business. Remember toads eat flies too.
MorriCat
CEO
MorriCat and Sons
Enterprises Inc.
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