Saturday, August 12, 2017

HOUSEHOLD HINT #72 for the career bachelor

SOCK IT TO ME


Today is a special day. you got up early enough to eat breakfast. You believe, rightly so, that a celebration is necessary. Donuts and coffee on the veranda seems appropriate. .

You could just sit down with your coffee and donut, dip the donut in the coffee and enjoy. for a better experience, and avoidance of scalded fingers from the hot coffee, take off one of your socks, place the donut in the sock and dip the sock with the donut in the coffee. The sock can be even worn again after it dries.

You may be pleasantly surprised with the flavor of the coffee imparted by the sock. Not only have you avoided scalded fingers from the hot coffee but the donut is now soft enough to eat without breaking a tooth and you will not have to wash that sock.

A mostly unscientific survey of 100 men who tried this, found that 59 preferred the donut in a sock dipped in coffee, to an anchovy smoothie


MorriCat & Sons
Purveyors of  Gourmet Vittles






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