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HOUSEHOLD HINT # 73

After a long hard day, it is understandable that your feet are killing you, they are sweaty, smelly and burning.

Doctor Morri has the answer.  You need to relax. I mean really relax. The following process has worked for thousand, it can work for you too.

I recommend finding a large comfortable overstuffed chair, a six pack of beer,and a family sized bag of potato chips.You will need to remove your shoes and socks, loosen your tie and undo your belt. It is best to have the bag of chips and at least two of the beers open.

You must strategically place the chair not as you may first think in front of the TV, but in front of the refrigerator. Open the refrigerator door, sit in the chair and place your feet in the crisper drawer, no need to move the lettuce or other salads.  Now sit back, close your eyes and enjoy the beer and chips. All the while your feet are sending waves of pleasure and coolness throughout your body. You may even  develop an appreciation for Zen or Feng Shui.

CAUTION: Some people have became so enamored of the results of this process, that they developed an irresistible urge to share this tip with their significant other or roommates. If you find yourself considering this idea, and a cold shower does not dissuade you. Pick your time carefully, dinnertime is not optimal, consider later, perhaps during an opportune romantic moment you can casually remark, “by the way I put my feet in the refrigerator today... it was cool”. I have reports from several people who shared this tip with their significant other, spouse or roommates, that they are now enjoying a solitary lifestyle.

Dr  MorriCat

Executive House Cat & Lifestyle Counselor

“Develop the inner you”

June 28th 2017