CRITIC AT LARGE

   LATE NIGHT TV

Brazilian Butt Lift is a faux reality show shown several times each night. It is loosely based on the courtship rituals of young aborigines in San Paulo Brazil.

Now that another season of Dancing With the Stars is complete, many of you are at a loss to fill your spare time. I recommend watching Brazilian Butt Lift as an alternative to reruns of the Republican presidential debates and circus. Or advertisments for incontinence products.

Target audience for this program appears to be men in their mid 40’s who have the prurient mentality of a 16 year old. Surveys of young women concluded that it was either a very bad comedy or a strong.  Exit polls  of women who actually sat through a viewing of the program failed to confirm this as 60% are convinced it is a documentary about warthogs. Several young men observed that they had not previously considered castration as a viable or practical solution to improve their love life.

Desperate for money I agreed to  review the program. Even with my low expectations I was disappointed,  the plot was impossible to follow as it was nonexistent.  After viewing 17 episodes,  I was still unable to discern the protagonists if any. It is apparent that the  producers (skinflints that they are) cut costs by making all the episodes the same.

5 stars was the rating the producers expected and 5 stars was what I gladly gave. Please do not question my integrity, however, I did need to change the rating scale to 1 to 100, instead of 1 to 5.

There are more productive and satisfying activities than watching Brazilian Butt Lift. One that comes immediately to mind is; volunteering for the Colorado mountain lion artificial insemination program, or for the more adventurous, shaving an egg. There are many others but, too numerous  to list in this article.

Next week don’t miss our special double review, “My Hair is Falling Out” and “Twerking on the River”.

MorriCat,
Critic at large and arbitrator of good taste.