THE PERFECT GIFT

PRODUCT REVIEW for ELECTRIC UNDERWEAR

Read this before you buy. An informed consumer is a wise consumer. The fast growing fad of Electric Underwear has reached unprecedented levels in the fashion world. Pundits are amazed at the speed of growth for this trend. Millions or at least hundreds of teenagers, who all want to be different have embraced this latest fashion. One can not watch a reality TV show without seeing someone wearing Electric Underwear. Many performances of musicians or jugglers will feature someone wearing Electric Underwear.

For your benefit we have tested and evaluated offerings from the three leading companies. Although all have similar designs in the finished product, each has perused different technologies.

Panda has great design and outstanding colors. Their power supply seems rather outdated and awkward. Although versatile, it uses either 120 volt or 240 volt AC, the power cord is only 12 feet long. There is an optional 250 foot extension, all in all a cumbersome system. One of our testers had a slight mishap and slipped into the swimming pool. Not a pretty sight. Services will be held Saturday at Maxwell' Mortuary and Garage. It will be a closed casket. If you should choose to go with Panda, we suggest avoiding rivers and thunderstorms. Incontinence could be a problem too. We apologize for the shortness of this review, but our testers all threatened to resign.

The second product we tested, is produced by Factory and Army Surplus, they are apparently owned by a group of Luddites. Their product is cheaply made, simple unisex design and one size fits all. Color selections are minimal, only three choices, Olive drab, Faded brown (with spots) and Camouflage. Some of our male testers had difficulty with the bra, removal was not a problem, but several did not know how to put it on. Every tester expressed displeasure concerning the power supply. Admittedly the two Mack truck batteries were heavy and did not fit comfortably in their backpack, but most people should be able to attach the alligator clips easily with a little instruction. We advise people with lots of body piercings to avoid this product. Some of the units we tested were marked REJECTED by GSA, familiar with the high standards of our government some of our testers resigned rather than continue. A plus in features were the clips to fastening body armor.

The third and final offering is from Gobble Services. A well made product, pleasing design and great selection of colors. The colors are all florescent, including, green, pink, yellow, blue, white, black and olive. Sizes range from really tiny to enormous. It is best to try on before buying, as the marked sizes are not accurate. It is fortunate that the product is attractive, since it is solar-powered, and needs to be worn as the outer layer of clothing. There was a little grumbling by our testers about the electrodes attached to their various body parts, and the requirement to use candles at night to maintain the solar power was a concern for some. Useful features are a USB port for charging your cellphone and WIFI capabilities. We were assured that the data being broadcast was secure, being used mostly for advertising purposes, with on only the juicer items sold to the media.

Our testers were unanimous in the opinion that all three offerings were absolutely useless and overpriced. Although they could think of no earthly use for Electric Underwear, there was reluctant admission that they would consider buying it as a gift for a friends that they didn't like. Of these three choices we are giving the nod to Factory and Army Surplus, if only because of the kickback they gave us. Be advised, avoid like the plague cheap knockoffs from fly- by- night companies using cheap labor. These products are bad enough as it is.

For this holiday season I recommend Electric Underwear for all your gift giving. Those Christmas wish lists are just interesting reading and maybe good for a few laughs, but would you seriously consider a new car for your teenager or a 5 caret diamond ring for your wife? After all they are only giving you a pair of socks or a frilly nightgown. Save stress, order Electric Underwear for everyone. It can be bought online and delivered directly to your door In a plain brown wrapper. No need to wait for Santa on December 24th to squeeze down the chimney with a bag full of gifts, most of which are the wrong size, wrong color, inappropriate for the gender or the age of the recipient. Please do not let yourself be influenced by the impracticability and uselessness of the products.





MorriCat

President, Black Cat Product Reviews.

11/16/2015